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When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?


By: rohit
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hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!


By: mohit
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Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!


By: rohit
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Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke


By: rahul
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When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?


By: rahul
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How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!


By: indu
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How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?


By: mohit
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The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?


By: akshya
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When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?


By: neha
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Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.


By: mohit
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What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.


By: neha
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Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.


By: rahul
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Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.


By: rohit
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