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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!


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Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.


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Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.


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Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.


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The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.


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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then


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What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.


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Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.


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What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.


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why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets


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Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.


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It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big


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