Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta Status Messages and SMS
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Santa Banta SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 4475
Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai
Santa Banta SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By aryan singh # 213
sardarji"s son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........? sardar :- give him a glass of water!!
Santa Banta SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By sakshi sharma # 237
OH ji vadhaeeya ji vadhaeeya....chuare lutto ji chare lutto...tuanu ek pujabi munde kolu christmas di lakh lakh vadhaeee....!!!!!!!!
Santa Banta SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By atul sharma # 5721
Sardaro ki party chal rahi thi, DJ wala bola kab tak dj bajau,
party owner replied:tu 12 baje tak baja de uska baad to ye generator ki awaz pe hi nachte rhnge....
Santa Banta SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 109
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor,
it caught fire and how will u escape?

Banta : its simple, I will stop my imagination!
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 66
Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror?
Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft ht,
d mirror will not break till 99 ft.!

Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack 10!!
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 61
Vekho 19 tarik nu rangarang program
"UDD GE TOTE MITTRAN DE"
The CAT exam on 19 November,Sunday. LIVE n exclusive from 10.30am to 1pm at ur nearest CAT centre.
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 68
ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA....
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 87
Santa-muje munni chahiye. Wife-nahi muje munna chahiye. Santa-chalo gullu se puchte he. Santa & wife-gullu beta tumhe kya chahiye? Gullu-muje KUTTA Chahiye..
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124
Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Santa: They were 4 best friends..!
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 92
Banta ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 83
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.

Jeeto (maatha peet te hue): Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 34
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents

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