Santa Banta SMS

Santa knocks the door

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Banta:"kaun hai ??

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Santa:"mai hoon

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Banta:"mai kaun ??

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Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...

| By: 8003511191
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santa; kal mittra ne kudiya de college di bus rok layi..
banta ; fer..?

santa.......fer ki apa kiha shabeel laggi aa pani pee k jaeo

| By: kamal vir
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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SANTA, your son is Dead..

Hearing this bad news Santa jumps from 50th floor

35 flr:

He realizes- i don't have son

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20 flr-

i am not married &

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3rd flr-

SHIT i am Banta. :p

| By: 8003511191
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Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?

Bnta-Liya Nai..

Gf Ka Uthaya H

Snta-Q?

Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K

Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate..

Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya

| By: 8003511191
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santa to banta:
agr tumhe tabele me bhense gin ni ho to kaise ginoge???

banta:very simple,



unke singh ginke use 2 se divide kar dunga.

| By: 8003511191
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Santa-Kya mai tere mobile se apni grfrnd ko msg karu? Banta-Kyun apne mobile se kar. Santa-Nahi yaar hand writing pehchan legi na Badi"chalaak"h..

| By: 8003511191
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Santa juice ka gilas le k baitha tha.
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.
Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai.
Beta fail ho gya.
Bivi dost k saath bhag gyi.
Naukrani aa ni rahi.
Nal me pani nahi.
Ghar me light nahi.
Ab juice mein
Zehar dal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA?

| By: 8003511191
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aik baar Santa or Banta mil kar safar kar rahy thay
k achanak Banta ny kaha wo dekho aik mara hua parinda.
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Santa ne uper asman ki taraf dekha or pocha k kidher kidher

| By: 8003511191
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Santa: I played chess against Viswanath Anand but I lost.
Banta: You are a fool. He is the world champion in chess, how can you win against him.
Santa: Thats why I asked him to play Left Handed but I still lost.
Banta: You are an idiot. He is actually Left Handed.

| By: goldflake lights
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Banta: I was the pilot for the president's helicopter.
Santa: Wow, thats Good! .But why did you leave the job?
Banta: The president told he was feeling cold and I switched off the fan on the top.

| By: goldflake lights
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Santa: “Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Jua Bhi Chod Diya?”

Banta: “Haan”

Santa: “Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?”

Banta: “Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi“

| By: Diljale*GR*
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha





Wrong Number

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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Santa- Yar tune itne chote chote baal kyu katwaye..??
Santa- wo yar hajjam k pas chhtte nahi the 3 rupye to main bola 3 rupye ka aur kaat do....;-)

| By: Raj Joshi
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Santa ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
Banta-Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain.
Santa -Baki 900 ka kya karege?

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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Santa: Banta agar yeh ladki meri naa hui toh mein kisi ke na hone dunga!! Banta: Santa! yaar tu sahi keh raha hai! par agar yeh teri ho gaaaye toh sabki hone dega!!!

| By: anshul khanna
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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