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Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!


By: Rahul
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A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.


By: Indu
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SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAISANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.KOOD JA!


By: Neha
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MAN to santa: I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife. santa:WOW! that's an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.


By: Neha
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Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!


By: Indu
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Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.


By: Rohit
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Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.


By: Rahul
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!


By: Rahul
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Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.


By: Neha
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Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral


By: Neha
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Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of...... Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.


By: Shalini
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