Santa Banta SMS

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Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

By: dyna # 2858
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Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT SWIM"

By: immshb@gmail.com # 133
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santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!

By: JP # 1422
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Santa found cigrate in daughter's room"o God she smoked?" Den found wine"o God she drink?" "Den he saw a boy,"thnk god! Toh ye sab iska hai.

By: sharma # 16
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Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar!!!!

By: Bhavna Sharma # 128
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santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai

By: manoj # 4318
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Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It''s for people who can''t swim!

By: Shubham # 32
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A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

By: Sourabh # 115
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SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAISANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.KOOD JA!

By: Vijay # 52
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MAN to santa: I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife. santa:WOW! that''s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.

By: Rahul # 17
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Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

By: Charu # 23
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Santa: What''s difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

By: Chandan # 70
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Banta: What''s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

By: Rajiv Dhiman # 80
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

By: Preeti # 34
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Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.

By: Rishi # 75
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