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Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 62
Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror?
Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft ht,
d mirror will not break till 99 ft.!

Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack 10!!
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 64
ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA....
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 61
Vekho 19 tarik nu rangarang program
"UDD GE TOTE MITTRAN DE"
The CAT exam on 19 November,Sunday. LIVE n exclusive from 10.30am to 1pm at ur nearest CAT centre.
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 110
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor,
it caught fire and how will u escape?

Banta : its simple, I will stop my imagination!
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 59
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14
LONG FLIGHT
Banta calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer.
"Thank you." says the Banta and hangs up!
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129
Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 35
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 117
Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 91
Banta ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 82
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 86
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.

Jeeto (maatha peet te hue): Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124
Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Santa: They were 4 best friends..!
Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 85
Santa-muje munni chahiye. Wife-nahi muje munna chahiye. Santa-chalo gullu se puchte he. Santa & wife-gullu beta tumhe kya chahiye? Gullu-muje KUTTA Chahiye..

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