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Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of...... Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.


By: Shalini
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Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?


By: Mohit
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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth


By: Akshya
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions


By: Komal
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!


By: Akshya
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Lawyer to Santa : Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke....... Santa :yeh kya! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya, ab fir Gita pe haath?


By: Rahul
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Banta:Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? Santa Singh:at the bottom.


By: Indu
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banta:What comes after six? Santa singh:The milk man.


By: Indu
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Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? "SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?


By: Mohit
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Santa: Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Every time! Jeeto: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.


By: Shalini
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banta: What are you doing? Santa: Washing myself, of course banta: Without soap and water? Santa: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning


By: Mohit
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Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror


By: Rahul
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