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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"


By: Komal Jain
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Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.


By: Neha Dhupia
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.


By: Rahul Bajaj
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Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'


By: Akshya Dhiman
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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth


By: Rahul Bajaj
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How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.


By: Akshya Dhiman
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Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!


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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions


By: Mohit Rana
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!


By: Akshya Dhiman
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.


By: Komal Jain
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SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS 'DASTAK'


By: Komal Jain
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When Titanic was drowning an Italian asks sardarji, how far is land? Sardar-2kms. Italian jumps into the sea and asks.. Which direction? Sardarji…. Downwards!!!


By: Akshya Dhiman
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