Santa Banta SMS

Banta: Santa dhobi se te T Shirt Ulti karke press kar dena!
Ek din Baad
Banta: Meri T shirt press ho gayi?
Santa: Babooji press kaise karta, koshish to bahoot ki lekin ULTI aa hi nahi rahi.

By: Vinod
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Santo Office Jaa raha tha
Preeto(Pyar se boli): See you at night!

Santa (Gusse se): Dhamki kise de rahi ho mein bhi tujhe dekh lunga.

By: Vinod
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Banta: Santa, Bulb Jalana
Santa Bulb nikaal kar Gas Stove par rakh deta hai
Bulb jal gaya

By: Vinod
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Ek Raat light chali gayi SANTA:Aree yaar pankha to chala doo,banta: Kar dii na paglo wali baat?pankha chala diya to mombati bhuj jayegi.

By: www.rrathi.tk
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santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai bada naam karega.

maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega...............................

By: goldy
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Teacher to Santa: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Santa: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Santa:Remove the ‘S’!!

By: Chetan
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Tring Tring Tring.

Santa: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Santa: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

By: Chetan
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Banta: Please give me your telephone number. I will call you up in some time.
Santa: It is in the telephone book.
Banta: Fine! What is your name?
Santa: That is in the telephone book, too.

By: sunny
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Santa ko exam mein koi sawal ka answer nahin aata tha, santa ne har sawal ke neeche ///////// lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.

By: vicky
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santa:chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo rs.1000 dega. banta :thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata . santa:bas tu mere peece peeche rehna. banta :thanx bhai.

By: puntu
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Santa:-Yaar Ans sheet pe kya likhun??
Banta:-Yehi Ki
"IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GAYE ANS KALPNIK HAIN JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHIN HAI"

By: Shaan
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By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet, All the ladies stood up. santa -BAITHO-BAITHO,IZZAT DIL ME HO BAS YAHI KAAFI HAI...|||"

By: amar
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