Santa Banta SMS

Santa naha rha tha,dost ne awaz lagai,santa nanga hi bahar aa gaya dost-kuch to pahen leta yaar,santa bhag k andar gaya or “chappal pahen kar aa gaya.

By: mul
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SANTA 1ST TIME PLANE ME BETHA.. PLANE RUNWAY PER DOR RAHA THA.. SANTA NE PILOT KO THAPPAD MARA OR BOLA.. ABE SALE DEER HO RAHI HAI OR TU BY ROAD JA RAHA HAI....

By: SUHAIB
In Jokes SMS
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Santa Banta se:
Bhai ye khushiyan kya hoti hain?

Banta:
Pata nahi bhai,
meri to kam umar me hi shadi ho gayi thi..

By: MONU
In Jokes SMS
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Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Banta:"ZEBRA".
Teacher:Shocked,how?
Banta:Because it is still "Black and White"!!!

By: Secret
In Jokes SMS
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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

By: dellcruzo
In Jokes SMS
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Santa
Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad
1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala
Larai Kb Hogi?
Santa:Jab To Paise Mange ga

By: vicky
In Hindi SMS
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Santa: Dr.sahab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muh se
Smell aati hai.
Dr.“kamal hai jb mainne check kya tha tb to lipstick ki khushbu aarahi thi”

By: HymanRockz
In Jokes SMS
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Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

By: MAD
In Jokes SMS
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Santa:main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
BANTA: wow kab?
SANTA: meri 7 dec ko aur uski 13 jan ko.

By: www.rrathi.tk
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Santa: Why didn’t you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

By: vicky
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Santa 500 k note pe likha number dial kr rha tha. Banta = kya kr rhe ho? Santa= mai dekh rha hu, gandhiji to chale gye par unka mobile kiske pass hai?

By: sharma
In Jokes SMS
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Santa to banta: Yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage...



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Banta: Goli mar de [?]

By: sharma
In Jokes SMS
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