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Banta to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away. Doctor: Did you try using a lemon? Banta: Yes I did. When I remove it, it starts again.


By: Komal
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Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot. Santa: I'm confused. I think she is cold but people say she's hot.


By: Neha
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Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: yo are my son I'm Confident. your friend is also my son, that's Confidential


By: Indu
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Why did Santa fall out the window ?A. He was ironing the curtain


By: Rohit
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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.


By: Rohit
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In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state? SaNTA: liquid state.


By: Rohit
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Santa 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Santa : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.


By: Rohit
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Santa: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Santa: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.


By: Neha
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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"


By: Komal
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Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.


By: Neha
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.


By: Rahul
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Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'


By: Akshya
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