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Santa was a Sincere Traffic Police Man but was Suspended from his Job

Why?

he Stop the ambulance and Fined for Over Speed.

By: PAGALBOY # 188
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No Life Without Partner
No answer Without Question

No Rain Without Cloud
No Friendship without

"Y"
"O"
"U"

Miss u

By: PAGALBOY # 188
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

Student: Obviously it is the past tense!

By: PAGALBOY # 188
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All huMan beings have 5 senses.
In rare soMe have 6th senses.
But u r d special gift of GOD
Only u have 7th sense "NON-SENSE"

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Insult SMS
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TECHNOLOGY IMPACT:
In Year 2050
Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
Not DOWNLOADED.!

By: PAGALBOY # 188
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Actually I want to kill you,
Becoz
u are
Not
Messaging me.
Y
BUT

I can't,
According
to
Section
340/B/Wildlife act

Killing Monkeys
is
a crime.

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Insult SMS
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Whenever you fall down,
Never lose hope,
Gather your courage & strength..

Just get up and order

"ONE MORE PEG PLZ"...;-)

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Funny SMS
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INDIA KI REET
LADKI agar apni marzise pt jaye to PYAR
agr dost ptwaye to UPHAR
GHARwale la de to SANSKAR
OR
agr khud pta k
GHAR le ao to
"HAHAKAR"

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.
KAISE??
Kyunki Jab bhi Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He
HEY BHAGWAN..

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Funny Hindi SMS
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"Swine Flu"
Yani ki..
S-soda
W-whisky
I-ice
N-namkeen at
E-evening with a
F-frnd
L-like
U-U...!
.
Hai na
kitni
achchi beemari hai..!
So CHEERS..

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Santa ne pressure cooker kharida;
dusre din wapis kiya;
S'keeper-
Q wapis kiya ?

Santa-
ghar me jawan betiyan he or ye sala sitiya bajata hai . .

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Dekh tere Sansaar ki haalat
Kya ho gayi Bhagwan
kitna BADAL GAYA INSAAN.
NA KOI SMS,
NA KOI CAL,
Hum B He Hairaan,
Kaise BUSY HUYE SHAITAAN..

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Nud gight
Lest of buck
dweet sream
cake tare
?

Yorry saar..

Neend me hu na..

sisiliye ippeling histake mo hahi rai
MONT DIND

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Good Night SMS
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BOSS-itne kam kapde pehan K Q Aai Ho?
Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai
Girl-Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata He
BOSS -Manager, Ishko 3 Month Tak Salary Mat Dena..

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo
Snta:Josh me Bola
I shall Never Die b4 My death...

By: PAGALBOY # 188
In Jokes SMS
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