You are here: MaxAbout.com > Gadgets > Mobiles >SMS
Section Shortcut: sms.maxabout.com
Amit SMS Collection
|
|
|
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey .. if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
By: Amit
In Jokes SMS
 SMS to Mobile
|
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
By: Amit
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile
|
Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
By: Amit
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile
|
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
By: Amit
In Jokes SMS
SMS to Mobile
|
|
Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked ”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife: ”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
By: Amit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
SMS to Mobile
|
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb: Raat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife: Zeher.
Husb: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
By: Amit
In Marriage Jokes SMS
SMS to Mobile
|
Girl :Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy: bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
By: Amit
In Hindi SMS
SMS to Mobile
|
|
|
News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
By: Amit
In Jokes SMS
SMS to Mobile
|
Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work.
Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it. 2 Hours later
Sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
By: Amit
In Jokes SMS
SMS to Mobile
|
Submit SMS
Top SMS Contributors
SMS Tags: premium Amit SMS Collection sms, free Amit SMS Collection sms, send Amit SMS Collection sms to india, bulk Amit SMS Collection sms, free online Amit SMS Collection sms, best collection of Amit SMS Collection sms, Amit SMS Collection messages, Amit SMS Collection greetings, best of Amit SMS Collection sms, share Amit SMS Collection sms, Amit SMS Collection quotes, Amit SMS Collection short messages, collection of Amit SMS Collection sms, send unlimited free Amit SMS Collection sms to India, selected Amit SMS Collection sms