Udit Maheshwari SMS Collection

Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkil
Ravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Jokes SMS
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Who is D laziest
person in D world?
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ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alarm...

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Funny SMS
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Agar 'i' hai toh Bathroom jaao na,
Shor kyu macha rahe ho..

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Hindi SMS
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Killing shairi..
Arz kiya he,
Muje thi uske pyar ki chahat
Vah vah
Muze thi uske pyaar ki chaahat.
Aur wo dekh raha tha sony pe Aahat

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Shayari SMS
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Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye
Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.
or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,
1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Jokes SMS
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Teacher:Bachcho,Aaj Mai Apko Bhag Ke Sawal Sikhaungi
Billu:Mam Mai Bhag Ke Sawal Nahi Kar Sakta,Mera Dam Bhar Jata hai

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Jokes SMS
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Aag lagi thi mere ghar mein

Usne kaha "Bacha kya hai ??"

Maine kaha mai Bach gaya hu....

Usne kaha phir jala hi kya hai ??

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Hindi SMS
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GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe the.
1 KUTTA b jum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khush h?
Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Jokes SMS
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Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Jokes SMS
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Height Of Playin Games..
Santa's dead body found in a cupboard &
al other Member declard him
Winner of Last Year's Hide & Seek Championship!.

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Jokes SMS
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Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,
dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,
SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.

| By: Udit Maheshwari
In Jokes SMS
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