Funny Punjabi SMS

Funny Punjabi Status Messages and SMS
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Funny Punjabi SMS
6 Months Ago | 26 shares | By Sana # 77

Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:Tu non-veg khanda
Munda: han Sharab: han Smack: han Jua: haan
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postive vi hai
Munda: Hanji HIV+

Funny Punjabi SMS
8 Months Ago | 69 shares | By Rahul # 17

Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

Funny Punjabi SMS
8 Months Ago | 40 shares | By Rajat # 16

Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di ...

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Anmol deep # 813

daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Sherry # 141

Jutti tang
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jawai nang .
yaar amli. . . .
te . . .
saheli kamli .....
sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne....

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Puneet Mahajan # 1447

Uski Zulfon ki chaon main jb se soya hu,

rabb di soun merian te juaa e ni mukdiyan
<(".")>mummy!
) ) Breek Kangi
_/ /_ Deo.

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Deepak Sharma # 1020

Doha guttan te gulabi ful tange-tange,Asi GURDUARE jano nahio sange-sange,Langar ch bathian sanu tera khyal aa gya,Asi rokya bathera dub janyie ni Baba sanu dal pa gya.

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Deepak Sharma # 1020

Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.botal sharab di master kol de k jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Anmol deep # 813

oh kehnda menu apni jaan de de ......
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asi ta kise nu toffee de k raaji ni ..

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

What is marriage.
"Marriage langar de parshade wang hundi hai..jis vich chahunde hoye vh koi nukks nahi kadd sakde,sharda te majburi nal chup-chaap shhaki jao.

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1budi mr gyi.
ladies rone lgi'bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani'
Snta bnte nu "yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr t ni chli gyi"

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Orkut te kudi fasai,facebook te gal chalai,twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,yahoo te divorse ho gya,is bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya.
;-)

Funny Punjabi SMS
2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Main ode layi gaana gaya,,
Tenu sohniye bulande jaan jaan gabru de bul suk gaye,,
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Chandri Vaseline di dabbi fda gyi.

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