Funny Hindi SMS

Funny Hindi Status Messages and SMS
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Funny Hindi SMS
One Month Ago | 52 shares | By Divya # 67

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Funny Hindi SMS
2 Months Ago | 396 shares | By dalhat muhammad # 8927

Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5 minute Pass Baith K Dekh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.

Funny Hindi SMS
2 Months Ago | 258 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

Funny Hindi SMS
2 Months Ago | 129 shares | By Abhijeet # 56

Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....

Funny Hindi SMS
2 Months Ago | 15 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Aaj Ka Vichar..:)
Jo Baccha Apne Maa Baap Ki
Dil Se Seva Karta Hai....
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Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" Me
Zyada Dikkat Nhi Aati.!!

Funny Hindi SMS
2 Months Ago | 37 shares | By Angad # 103

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Funny Hindi SMS
3 Months Ago | 10 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Kabhi Bhi Raste Me Chalte Samay
Mobile Me Nazre Mat Lagaye Karo..
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Itna Bhi Mobile Me Busy Na Ho Kyoki Saamne Se..
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Ladki Guzar Jaye Aur Tumhe Pata Bhi Na Chale.

Funny Hindi SMS
3 Months Ago | 2 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

...Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun?
kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

Funny Hindi SMS
4 Months Ago | 9 shares | By himanshu yadav # 8843

naag bola nagin se
mere gale mein tere pyar ka fanda
hai,...
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nagin bole naag se
mera khayal chod de
mera boy friend anaconda hai...

Funny Hindi SMS
4 Months Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Parents- "Exam kaisa gaya?"

Me- "Bahut achcha gaya, mast tha!" :D :)

Friend- "Kaisa gaya yaar exam?"

Me- "Abe Sale tujhe koi aur topic ni milta kya Kamine

Funny Hindi SMS
4 Months Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek din mai akela udaas nadi k kinare baith kar usme patthar phek raha tha...

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Tabhi ek mendhak nikla

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bola :

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Aa ja paani ke andar

abhi teri udasi door kar deta hu saale , kutte, kaminey

meri item ka sar phod diya...

Funny Hindi SMS
4 Months Ago | 61 shares | By Sachin # 57

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Funny Hindi SMS
4 Months Ago | 96 shares | By Sachin # 57

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

Funny Hindi SMS
4 Months Ago | 202 shares | By Harsh # 62

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

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