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Hindi Jokes Status Messages and SMS
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One Year Ago | 0 shares | By alok singh # 324

Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM - SITA ki jodi lagti hai"

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:

Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai, Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

One Year Ago | 0 shares | By shekhar271 # 1895

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.

CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.

INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.;-).

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao

wo konc Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte hopr Tod nhi skte?

HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga.

WIFE- Bolo na plz.

HUBY- Tera MUH.. xD

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Lalia Majnu Ko Dhokha De Deti Hai.
Majnu : Tune Dil Jalake Mera Uske Raakh Kar Diya.
Lalia : Teri Ye Kurbani Bekar Nhi Jayegi
Ghar Bhaj Dena Raakh,
Bartan Saff Karne K Kam Aayaga.

One Year Ago | 19 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By manish khatri # 3308

student[shoking]-miss jaldi police ko phone kro jaldi
miss[shoked]-par kyon kya hua????
student - vo meri pencil kho gai hai report likhwani hai

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Doctor To Santa:

Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..

Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya

Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By shaikh imad # 3289

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.
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Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.
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Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By reian jain # 10

Insult:-xD

BOY-ek ladki ko rose dete hue kaha YE RISTA KYA
KEHLATA HAI?
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GIRL-pavitra rista
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BOY-to Is pyar ko kya naam du?
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GIRL- EK hazaro me meri behna hai

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sharma: Yaar mere Baal bhot Gir Rahe hain.
Varma: par kaise ?
Sharma: Tension Se.
Varma: kis baat ki Tension?
Sharma: Baal girne ki.

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ravan=Bhiksha de do

Lady=Ye lo

Ravan=Ha ha ha..
Main bhikshuk nahi Ravan hu.

Lady=Main bhi Sita nahi Rakhi sawant hu...

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