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One Month Ago | 3 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Dr. to accident patient:
Jab car ek mahila chala rhi thi to tumhe sadak se dur chalna chahiye tha.
Patient: Kaisi sadak?
Mai to KHET ME LOTA LEKE betha tha. Jai hind

One Month Ago | 3 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Ek chote bche ne exam sheet pr POTTYkarke teacher ke hath me thama di...

Teacher- ye kya kia..?

Student- sir apne hi kaha tha ki jo aa rha hai wahi kr de...

One Month Ago | 12 shares | By Rahul # 78

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

One Month Ago | 1 shares | By Vikas # 84

A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

One Month Ago | 19 shares | By Amar # 73

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

One Month Ago | 33 shares | By Arjun # 33

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

2 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Md # 53

Sir ka message aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi
Kya karun?

"Message sending failed" likhkar bhej de "Message sending failed".

2 Months Ago | 16 shares | By Ajay Chadha # 8984

Pyaar or Dosti me race ho rahi ho to kon Jitega?
Ans: Koi nai Kyuki dosti hamesha samjota kr leti hai, Or pyar hamesha kurbani de deta Hai.

2 Months Ago | 573 shares | By Agha # 111

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

2 Months Ago | 16 shares | By prasanta # 8982

2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..

2 Months Ago | 389 shares | By Richa # 65

Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya
Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Santa: Phir
Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.

2 Months Ago | 1 shares | By riyas18 # 1211

Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.


Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

2 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Victor K # 208

Meaning of Marriage for a woman –
Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!

2 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Sangeeta # 137

Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

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