Naughty SMS

Naughty Status Messages and SMS
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Naughty SMS
One Month Ago | 46 shares | By Chandan # 76

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

Naughty SMS
One Month Ago | 42 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 126

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 33 shares | By Abhay # 90

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 5 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Noor Hasan # 1146

Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 21 shares | By Abhishek # 94

Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Nakul # 93

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 9 shares | By Komal Sweety # 217

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 1 shares | By PRIYANK GOR # 175

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 13 shares | By susant rout # 472

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Leryc # 307

Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 3 shares | By sandy # 1666

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 5 shares | By P S # 269

Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

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